Why me?
Why Kickass?
Because my massage will kick your ass.
My technique is very specific meaning I only work on targeted areas of pain.
That is to say you will leave my office feeling sore, however I swear it will be a different type then when you came in.
The next day though? (Assuming you drink plenty of water and follow my suggestions)
You'll feel the relief you are seeking.
Things to Know
My massages aren’t for the faint of heart and most assuredly are going to kick your ass.
If you're in chronic pain, hurt yourself around the house, suffered a sports injury, or any other incident that had you cursing like a sailor - I’m your girl.
Getting people out of pain is my passion and I’m very enthusiastic about helping you get back to life without groaning, moaning, and cursing everytime you shift.
IMPORTANT: I’m not adept at Swedish so if you’re looking for a standard relaxation massage, I’m not the LMT for you.
However, I do offer Craniosacral therapy also referred to as CST.
This technique is completely different than my standard massages and focuses more on the calming of the nervous system.
I know, not very specific, right?
Trust me I get it.
So let me try to break it down to the best of my ability.
So, the body is made up of a three-dimensional connective tissue known as Fascia. (Ever have to cut the white parts out of raw chicken? That's Fascia.)
Fascia can be damaged in multiple ways. Physical, yes, that's the obvious one but-
It can also be damaged by psychological, mental, and emotional abuse.
You might be asking yourself, what? How does something intangible cause your body physical harm?
Here's the thing about that- Fascia is everywhere. Including your brain. And that kind of metaphysical damage can lead to fascia tangling and becoming stuck-
Think about a fly stuck in a spider web.
The spider web is Fascia.
The fly is the damage.
What CST does is unwind the web around the fly so it can go back to doing fly like things. Or in this case, return your body to a healthier state.
Okay, so back to me!
My standard method:
Cliff notes:
I am slow, thorough, and very methodical.
Keyword: Slow.
Full story:
I'm what you call an integrative therapist.
You might be asking yourself the hell is that?
Simple answer?
I use every tool in my arsenal I've learned in the last six years to help promote your well-being and relief from whatever has you seeking out therapy in the first place.
Before booking please understand that I’m a targeted therapist, which means I spend the whole session working on your problem areas rather than the typical full-body experience.
Depending on the severity of injury of the area I’m working on it can take me anywhere from 15 minutes through to the whole session.
It’s why I believe my techniques are so effective, but I’ll let you be the judge.
Important to note: If you opt for the 60, 90, or 120-minute session and inform me my technique is not your cup of tea within fifteen minutes, the session will end and you won’t be charged.
Also, something to note: I'm only this engaging on paper. In-person I'm rather aloof, and quiet- especially when I'm focused on my work.
Looking forward to hearing from you, and deeply appreciate you stopping by to see what I have to offer.
-Sam Skillman
LMT 84067